Out of the mouth of one crazy babe – Jet’s amusing musings

I was reading some of the funny things other people’s children have said on twitter #ftmob

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“I’m you, Darling!”

Chris and I were trying to think of some of Jet’s classics. It is sad, but for all the craziness that comes out of is mouth, there aren’t too many we can recall. I thought it would be a good idea to write some of them down now, so we can look back on them in the future.


There’s the fact that he doesn’t call us mummy and daddy. He acknowledges that other people may wish to refer to us in those terms, but to him we are Darling and Chris.

Here are some of his other recent gems.

20150504_082826Jet: I am a dog.

Chris: A talking dog?

Jet: (incredulously) No!

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Walking to town, we pass some undergrowth where we once saw a snail.

Jet: Where’s that snail gone?

Me: He’s probably just slithered off.

Jet: To find some food?

Me: Maybe.

Jet: What do snails have for pudding?

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It is May.

Jet: How did Father Christmas get here? 

I need to keep writing these down before he becomes sensible.

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