- Make sure you buy lots of snacks like crisps and that for people to eat whilst they wait for the real food. Then, and this is the important bit, forget to put them out and find them lurking in the cupboard after everyone has gone home.
Tunnel wars. You weren’t there, man.
2. Have lots of children and only one or two of something they all want to play with, space hoppers or a play tunnel work well for this. This will ensure a calm and relaxed environment in which everyone can enjoy the snacks you forgot to put out.
3. Whilst we’re on that theme, make sure you have a limited number of balloons and that the children play with them next to your raspberry bushes. Also, buy cheap bubbles so the wands fall irretrievably back inside the bottle as many times as possible. Adult fingers will be just a bit too big to offer much assistance.
4. Feed the kids first, but not before you realise it is already one o’clock and they have been subsisting on carrot sticks, grapes and watermelon due to your slackness. Forget to put out the packaged kiddy munch that you bought specially.
5. Arbitrarily pick 11 am as the start time, then as 11 o’clock draws nigh, panic wildly that some people might actually turn up on time, when you are still making a salad and haven’t brushed your hair yet. Ignore the first few guests/leave them to entertain your kids whilst you frantically slice things whilst putting on your make up.
6. Intend to take millions of photos to capture this happy time spent with friends, but in reality just buzz about like a blue-arsed fly to and from the kitchen to the point where you barely speak to everyone, let alone take any pictures. Manage to take one, which is a photo of someone else taking a photo (above). Ensure your other half is basically incarcerated behind a fence chargrilling things, so he can’t talk to anyone either.
Thanks to my lovely guests for putting up with my lackadaisical barbecue-hosting skills. Thanks also to Chris for barbecuing from the chokey. We had a wonderful day!
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A successful BBQ in my opinion! #FridayFrolics
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Haha, I don’t think I have been to a BBQ that has run on time or gone smoothly. I think that as long as no one gets food poisoning, then it’s a success!! Thanks for linking up with #FridayFrolics
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That is true! I should be more positive, but positivity is less funny so I don’t go in for too much of that 🙂 x
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The last one I went to was invaded by wasps. We had to abandon everything and hide inside! Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics
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That sounds pretty disastrous! Thanks for hosting x
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This gave me a good chuckle. I am always in a mad panic when I host something and I clean so much around people I’m sure I make them uncomfortable. #FridayFrolics
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Cleaning is the one thing my guests DEFINITELY don’t have to worry about 😉 x
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I laughed out loud at the part about opening the door without having done your hair yet – this exact moment occurred to me last time we hosted…my friends from north Wales were greeted by me looking like I had licked a socket, having let my hair dry naturally while I made the salads…needless to say I let them ge their own drinks while the GHDs and I had some alone time upstairs 😉
Thanks for linking up to #coolmumclub – at least it wasn’t raining!
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I never did get around to doing my hair! I decided drinking was more important 😀 x
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Sounds about right. We just don’t invite people over very often. #ablogginggoodtime
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Sometimes being a guest is the way forward! x
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I never remember to put the snacks out either. Everybody goes home and I’m left with six bags of chips to eat. #KCACOLS
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Haha. That’s exactly what happened here, too. Someone’s gotta do it… x
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Ha ha love it! We had a bbq Saturday my son mainly lived on pringles & sweets shunning the real food we had at 3ish & veg sticks I remembered at 6 o’clock! #kcacols lifeinthemumslane
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No real food has passed my 2 year old’s lips in longer than I care to remember… 😉 x
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Hahah this made me laugh. You forgot ‘only remember the coeliac guest 10 minutes before everyone is due and fight over who will go and buy gluten free food’ & ‘pick the one rainy day of the whole week to have your barbecue’ 😂 When we are with our families it’s all very relaxed and we cook a bit of food at a time and just let the kids run feral while we drink pimms, usually! Ellen x
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Ha! Yes, experience teaches us so much, but also gives us a good laugh! What I didn’t mention was that I also did drink a lot of Pimms. That, after all, is the whole point 😉 x
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Ha! Sounds like a good day! At least it wasn’t raining – that could really have scuppered you #KCACOLS
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It was a fantastic day and the weather was perfect 🙂 x
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Love the decking – what a great space to add to your garden! Yep he is a gem. Xx
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It is my new favourite place x 🙂
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Haha, excellent! I’ve never hosted +a BBQ and nor would I. Waaay too much hard work. I prefer to hang around and wait for invites to other people’s 😀
#fartglitter
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Sounds like an excellent strategy! Thanks for hosting x
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Back from #KCACOLS again, it sounds an awful lot like our BBQS we had one Sunday for my daughters bday and realised it was 2oclock and the babies hadn’t eaten since breakfast! Not my finest hour. I also chain the OH to the BBQ, it suits him there I feel. Thanks for linking up at #KCACOLS. Hope you can come back again next Sunday.
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He is quite happy in the manzone. He might be locked in, but the kids are locked out, so it’s not all bad! 😉 x
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Whenever I host a bbq I always seem to end up getting completely hammered and someone else has to end up doing everything….oops! 😉
Thanks again for joining #chucklemums
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This is too funny. I also go into such events thinking that I’m going to OWN instagram with the evidence, end up trying to take a few bad selfies which I delete on account of all of my chins, then have someone else tag me in something hideous on facebook instead. Gah. Thank you for linking to #chucklemums 🙂
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Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened! thanks for hosting! 🙂
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Haha! This is exactly how any kind of party is meant to go as far as I’m concerned (& why I don’t do hosting things!) – anyone who says otherwise is weird! & what the hell is wrong with those bubble wands – I hate them! Which is unfortunate as my kids have recently become obsessed with the things!
Thanks so much for joining us on #FridayFrolics! Please come back! x
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Haha! True. I plan to buy a couple of decent ones and fill em up from a massive bottle of solution from now on. They also had peel-off foil, which was not remotely peelable, by the way! x Thanks for hosting 🙂
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LACKADAISICAL BARBECUE. I love this description. I was giggling through this! I love the description about the balloons near raspberry bushes! I’m impressed by your level of planning and carrot stick chopping! Need to get me some decking! Thank you for linking to #ablogginggoodtime
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No level of planning is ever enough! But you do what you can 😉 x
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Food, kids and other people all thrown into the mix…..wonderful day to have a get together, looks great:)
Mainy
#KCACOLS
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Yeah, it was 🙂 x
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What a great barbecue! #KCACOLS
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Feed the kids first is a great tip. We tend to set up an obstacle course for the kids in the garden too #KCACOLS
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At our barbecue it was more like the kids set up an obstacle course for us 😉 x
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Looks good. I just read your earlier post about preparing your garden for your bbq. You’ve been busy. I like the idea of feeding the kids first – good tip. Pen x #KCACOLS
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If only I had followed my own advice! Maybe next time 🙂 x
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Haha, this is absolutely hilarious! Hosting is so much more stressful than we initially think-but it always does turn out to be a great time. It looks absolutely wonderful, even with all the chaos ❤ #KCACOLS
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Chaos is pretty unavoidable these days 😉 x
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